SeNuRa
05-16-2008, 07:42 PM
Here R Words embody the reality
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School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills...(BULLSHIT!!!!!)...
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is
defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of
the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead
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wish U like it
^_^
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School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills...(BULLSHIT!!!!!)...
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is
defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of
the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead
:
wish U like it
^_^