jokes w!th Ch!ldren

[SeNuRa]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA: Here it is.


TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK: Because of the sign..

TEACHER: What sign?

FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow:p_________________________________


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the f loor?

:mad:JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

::cool:GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O:s:;).
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me:o::!
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TEACHER: Glen , why do you always get so dirty?

;):GLEN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."


:rolleyes:MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's

cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?


LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook:p.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?


:CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. :p
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


:rolleyes::rolleyes:


HAROLD: A teacher
:p

i hope U l!ke !t
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[عكس الشيطان]

يعطيج العافيه عالمجهود

بس انا ما فهمت اي شي ههههههههه

[bent abeha]

Thank you SeNuRa........ I enjoyed these funny and innocent jokes

I would love to add a few to complete the set.


* Student: " I dont deserve a zero on this test"
Teacher: " I agree, but theres nothing less I can give you !"


* Teacher: " So you missed school yesterday ?"
Student: " NO, not even a bit !"


* Teacher: " Are yoy passing notes at the back of the class ?"
Student: "NO, we are playing cards !"


* Teacher: "I hope I didnt just see you cheating !"
Student: ME, TOO !"

[جالكسي]

lo0o0o0o0o0o0o0ool

تسلمي الله يعطيك العافيه يارب

[ج ـاذبيه]

Hiya dear Senura
^_^
Its really nice to read those jocks about children

Many thanks,, nd best wishes